January 2011
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December 2010
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jakec asked: Australian Santa is a drunken asshole, but he gets the job done. I got some cool stuff, a Jim Morrison cotton tee, Scott Pilgrim vol 1, some money, total pre-post-adolescence stuff really but goddamnit, the shirt is so comfy. What'd you do for Xmas?
Dec 29th
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My Mom: Morning!
Me: Morning.
My Mom: Did you see the balloons?
[there are indeed balloons in my parents living room]
My Mom: Happy Boxing Day!
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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I will never cease to be amazed
by just how white the Mid-West is. So many blonde hairs and blue eyes and “You betcha” accents. I’m not hatin’. Just appreciatin’ some USian cultural differences.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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True story: I feel guilty about blogging about...
themattsmith: nudawn: I’m not kidding. Feels rude. Like eating in front of someone who’s hungry. I feel the same way when I blog about being married. Stop making us unmarried Jews feel like shit JK! I got me a goya girlfriend. Even got some X-Mas presents tonight. FTW.
Dec 25th
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PLANS!
Dec 25th - I fly to Madison. Dec 26th - GF flies to Madison. She meets the parents. Also, it’s my birthday. Dec 27th - Hang with the GF in Madison. Drink beer. Eat cheese. Explore State Street and the University. Also, it’s my Dad’s birthday. Dec 28th - GF and I take the bus to Chicago. Fun times ensue until the New Year. We’re gonna mess ur shit up, Chicago. ...
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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Happy Birthday
Santa Claus!
Dec 24th
raptoravatar asked: Done: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWLzzHIdFEI
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
JUST SAW THE RED HAIRED KID FROM THE SANDLOT...
ALL OUR HEROES ARE TRAITORS.
Dec 24th
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wittyasfuck: If I ever die, I hope I die of success.  Me too. But with pastrami.
Dec 22nd
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ask me something (stupid)
Dec 21st
scotttfriday-deactivated2011021 asked: i thank you for your birthday wishes which aren't actually as ill-timed as you may think considering i'm celebrating round two tonight and the first round was the day before my birthday so this is actually my first night of drinking since my birthday so rock on with your bad self ok bye.
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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That's not very ladylike.: NOW WHAT? Gays can... →
lady88: I’m a gay woman married to a woman this is true. But before this, for 6 years of my life I was a military wife. I lived on a nuclear missile base. I had a home in base housing. I shopped at the BX. I was cared for at the base hospital. I saw movies at the base theater. These are just a few of… Some perspective.
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Lil Wayne line sparks "Lasagnagate" →
Dec 17th
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Well it looks like the Daily What and I
were both stealing from Reddit at the same time. Hope they don’t hack us 4 stillin teh meemz.
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
“What is love? Love is not idealization. Every true lover knows that if you...”
– Slavoj Žižek (from Examined Life)
Dec 17th
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Alvin & the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
Is a thing that exists. In fact, it will be out one year from today. EXACTLY ONE YEAR. Make your peace with your God.
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
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I'm pitching an online feature
That’s essentially bestiality.  Only because the property is very hard to ideate on.  This is what I’m left with. Bestiality.
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th